pendragonqueen09:

jagarsjora:

grumpyoldgermanwoman:

incurablenecromantic:

“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.

This is blatant archenemy erasure and I won’t stand for it

Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t the individual of the same gender you’ve been secretly in love with for more than a decade

Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t an elderly dog

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dare-i-say-asexual:

yanagisawa:

moonlandingwasfaked:

fatdragonquest:

Family guy was always bad you guys were just horny for the dog character

literally no one was horny for a dog or anyone in family guy where is this coming from

i think this post proves the multiverse theory

im experiencing whiplash

(via tiddyass)

teathattast:

real mudskipper hours!

creds: @realfuckingpotus

(via yeah-yeah-beebiss-1)

slimetony:

To the people who were terrible to me in high school, who were very few, because i am so charming and well liked: I forgive you. And I am also flexing on you every day.

(via garbagefaerie)

paramoregf:

as we’re now approaching 20biteen heres a message to all the lovely bi folks following me: ❤️💜💙💘💋💗💞💖💞💗💞💕💋💓❤️💜💙💗💓💗💕💘❤️💜💙💓💟💕🖤❤️💜💙💟💞💖❤️💋💋💞💞❣️💖❤️💞💞💖💞❤️💜💙💞💋💞💖💝💋💓❤️💘❤️❤️💋💞💓❤️💜💙💞❣️🖤💗❤️❤️💕💝💟💟💞❤️💜💙💕❤️💜💙🖤💓💞💖💝❤️💜💙💟💘❤️💞❤️💜💙💗💝💕💕💘❤️💕❤️💜💙💝💓🖤💕💗💝💟💖❤️💜💙💘💋❣️💟💞❤️💜💙💞💙💖💗💖💞❤️💜💙💝💖💕💝💟❣️💞💗💞💋❤️💜💙❣️💟💘❣️💖💓💖❤️💜💙❤️💘💞💝💖💕💞💗❤️💞💓💗💞❣️💗💓💞💟💝❤️💓💗💖❣️❤️💜💙❤️💋💙💘💕💞💞💓❤️💜💙❤️💝💝💞🖤❤️💜💙💗💕💗❤️❤️💜💙💟💜❣️💗💘

(via vodni)

roastgrief:

No offense but android snapchats look like photographs from the American civil war

(via thebootydiaries)

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Take your anxiety meds with Red Bull to create SLOWFAST, the hot new emotion teens are raving about!

SlowFast™: It Feels Incredibly Bad.

“But wouldn’t they just cancel each other out?”

No.

They are both working so very much and I cannot stop it.

(via yeah-yeah-beebiss-1)

enajcosta:

mirukaiam:

siobhanblank:

I remember some YouTuber tweeting like “TV shows are too political these days old shows like Fresh Prince didn’t have all this sjw bullshit” and like the first episode will and uncle phil talk very sternly about malcom x

If anything, sitcom shows even from Disney esp if they're black were bold in your face political about societal issues

ima just leave these here

(via vodni)

ottermatopoeia:

unculture:

tilthat:

TIL the Queen bee is too fat to fly after being pregnant, so when the worker bees want her to relocate the hive they chase her around the hive for week until she’s skinny enough to fly.

via reddit.com

im sorry this is the funniest fuckin thing ive ever heard

*muffled Yakety Sax plays from inside beehive*

Beekeeper: yeah that happens periodically

(via vodni)

wholeheartedsuggestions:

go into 2019 saying it’s going to be your year. do some things you’ve always wanted to do. meet some new people. see some new places. treat this year like the new start you need.

(via wholeheartedsuggestions)

funke:

(via thebootydiaries)

personsonable:

tilthat:

TIL that ‘Alienation of Affections’ is a common law tort still existing in some US states. If your marriage deteriorates due to your spouse having an affair with somebody else, you can sue that person for taking your spouses affection away from you. Damages can be in the hundred thousands.

via reddit.com

cuck tort

(via facegroper)